38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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