i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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