I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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