Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
how drunk are you?
Several
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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