fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
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i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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