i would punch a child for taco bell
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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