I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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