i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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