Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Two words: blizzard sex
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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