That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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