ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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