He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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