garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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