Me too!
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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