I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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