I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
