We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
why is half of my head shaved?
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