Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Randomize
