mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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