So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Randomize
