I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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