it wasn't lemon gatorade
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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