Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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