The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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