i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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