Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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