i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
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In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
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He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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