Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
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halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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