For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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