So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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