We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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