She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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