so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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