I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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