we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
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May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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