Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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