that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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