we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
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I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
COCAINE IS GR8
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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