You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
The air taste purple.
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