Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
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Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
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People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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