Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
This is my gift to your gina
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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