We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
where are my eyebrows?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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