On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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