people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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