Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
