so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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