This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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