This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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