can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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