I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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