I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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