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Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
My vagina is very pro this idea
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