Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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