Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
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no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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