So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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