can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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