Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
i've created a new STD.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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