Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
