Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i think my mom watched the whole time
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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