Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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